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anglo-saxintrash:
“ cerastes:
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This is how archaeologists hunt
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anglo-saxintrash:

cerastes:

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This is how archaeologists hunt

Posted 2 hours ago with 14622 notes

straightboyfriend:

a 20 year old: yeah she’s 17 but she’s technically legal in-

me:

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Posted 5 hours ago with 89 notes

pregnantseinfeld:

yeah, go flareon, HAH yeah, thats my boy

Posted 2 days ago with 34816 notes

angrybidoof:

lovetakestimelovetakeswork:

saccharinescorpion:

when Spider-Man Noir said he liked egg creams i was like “well i don’t know what that is but it has ‘egg’ in it… wow, it must mean he’s so gritty and hard-boiled he likes drinking raw egg yolks or something" 

i just now looked it up and it turns out an egg cream is basically chocolate milk

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Someone turn this guy into Noir

That is the spider that bit Noir

Posted 3 days ago with 83527 notes
metalbatteryzone:
“ benepla:
“ sandalphom:
“ laughingsquid:
“Acer Predator 21 X, A Gigantic 18lb $9000 High-Powered Gaming Laptop With a Curved 21″ Display
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this thing is stronger than god
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I tried playing red dead redemption on this and got...
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metalbatteryzone:

benepla:

sandalphom:

laughingsquid:

Acer Predator 21 X, A Gigantic 18lb $9000 High-Powered Gaming Laptop With a Curved 21″ Display

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this thing is stronger than god

I tried playing red dead redemption on this and got trampled to death by a horse

Passenger next to me: Sir can you please turn that down?

Me, playing on my 50pound gaming laptop, yelling over it’s loud cooling fans and Skyrim sounds w/ sex mods : WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU?

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